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All is well
By: mobal, 2:07 AM GMT on December 28, 2007
Thanks for the thoughts and prayers all. Everything went very well!
I have a question for all who would like to indulge.
Which is worst for your life, Terrorism or Global Warming?
Updated: 4:51 PM GMT on December 29, 2007
Last Minute Gift Ideas
By: mobal, 10:15 PM GMT on December 23, 2007
Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush
If Hillary Clinton should succeed in her bid to move back into the Whitehouse, Republicans can at least find some comfort while cleaning toilets with their "First Cleaning Lady" toilet brush.
Think it uses White Water?
SECURE YOUR PLACE IN HEAVEN NOW
The company claims "Reserve A Spot In Heaven is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure your spot in Heaven before it’s too late. Yes, at the moment there is plenty of room in Heaven for you and all of your loved ones, but what most individuals don't realize is that although a large portion of this space remains vacant, spots are filling very quickly. So quick that if you don’t act now you may lose your chance at getting in. How does a future of endless suffering sound? Not so good, which is why we are here to help."
Alien Abduction Dog Tags
In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save
your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get
you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.
Updated: 1:31 AM GMT on December 24, 2007
400 Scientist dispute MMGW
By: mobal, 5:58 PM GMT on December 21, 2007
U.S. Senate Report: Over 400 Prominent Scientists Disputed Man-Made Global Warming Claims in 2007. Link
Until next hurricane season.
By: mobal, 2:20 AM GMT on December 19, 2007
I have spent way to much time here....So....
Seasons Greetings To All, And To All A Good Life!
See you all in June!
By: mobal, 2:55 AM GMT on December 18, 2007
In an email today, Love it!
The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term: "Political Correctness.."
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical,liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Dont know if its really from A&M, probably not....I like it all the same....
Updated: 3:07 AM GMT on December 18, 2007
Somethings that I dont understand
By: mobal, 4:09 PM GMT on December 10, 2007
1. Wearing ones pants with the waist around their thighs
2. The Appeal of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears etc.
3. Stores with Christmas displays in October
4. Dressing up ones pet
5. Celebrities who think that I care about their thoughts on politics, policies etc.
6. Rap music
7. Politicians and lawyers
8. All the settings on my camera
9. Why the first settlers in the upper Midwest didn’t move south
Updated: 4:36 PM GMT on December 10, 2007
One more week
By: mobal, 12:04 AM GMT on December 09, 2007
Boat sails into the sunshine!
Updated: 12:32 AM GMT on December 09, 2007
Honor Gaurd a Security Risk?
By: mobal, 2:16 PM GMT on December 07, 2007
An honor guard of soldiers, in their dress uniforms, was formed to escort the body of a fallen soldier from the Seattle back to Virginia. Airport police escorted the soldiers through the security screening at the airport so they could then go out onto the tarmac to give honors to the casket as it was loaded onto the plane.
The TSA screener, after carefully checking everyone's IDs, alertly noticed that as the soldiers went through the metal detector, their medals caused it to alarm. And so he required the soldiers to remove every piece of metal from their uniform (take their shirts completely off) and refused to let them pass until they could go through the metal detector with no alarm sounding.
Our nation's military, in full formal dress, unarmed and with an Airport Police escort, are a security threat?
This is the same TSA that let investigators smuggle liquid explosives and detonators past them earlier this year.