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| Posted by: fishless, 6:16 PM GMT on January 24, 2012 | +1 |
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Just a little blog to ramble on about anything.
Would appreciate light-hearted comments and
information about you for your friends to see.
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Give a man a vacuum, he’ll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he’ll do something stupid like this.
And for the luddite in your family
If you guys add this blog to your list of favorite blogs, it can't sneak off from you anymore! :)
That's what I mean!
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Now I know why I flunked History - I copied the wrong persons test!
LOL - this explains a lot!
Hey - we earned those nicknames honestly! lol
Made up for it by having today off, Gary! Can't wait until that is everyday.
LOL!
Did you read/hear about the huge price paid for Audobon's book last week?
Wilma I LOVE Audobon bird paintings!
(Better go check the new USDA Hardiness Zone map... I might be able to grow peaches...)
Nope, I'm still froze in...
Church Ladies With typewriters . . .
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
“What day is it,?" asked Pooh.
"It's today," squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day," said Pooh.”
Good morning to you, Gary! Was that a fast weekend, or was it just me? :)
If you eat NOTHING, you will die..
Wunder what thinking of Nothing does?
Funny you should post this. Rick just passed his CCW test yesterday. I knew he would drag me into it by saying he 'needed to protect his crazy photographer wife from wild animals and bad people". lol
LOL - so I finally found out who is behind that!
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