Man o man! Ill be glad if I see November! Tonights Verns big, annual, only once a year, Halloween Extravaganzo! Mabel said shes pickin me up at eight, and Lord have mercy, I dont wanna go! I told her I couldnt find no costume at Lems this year, but she said thats alright, I could wear the Santy Claus outfit I had last year, and she was gonna sew up a Mrs. Santy Claus outfit! She said that way I can get some good practice bein her husband! That there is scarier than a whole truckload of zombies, know what I mean?
I told her I didnt want to be around her mean ol sister, that shed try to put me in the hospital again, but Mabel said she got my back! That was what I was afraid of! If she got my back, and her sumo rasslin sister got my front, Id be like a weenie in a hydraulic press, know what I mean?
Anyway, I better get out of this mess somehow! Usin that ebay, I sent off all my 8 track tapes and Verns elephant painting for enough wampum to get me outa here for a long time, but them North Koreans aint sent me no check yet! Anybody out there got any ideers? Im afraid Im gonna be a gettin my mail from the groundhogs by the end of the week, know what I mean?