The Dog House

By: auburn, 2:56 PM GMT on October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween Everyone!



Portlight Strategies, Inc.
2043 Maybank Hwy.
Charleston, SC 29412
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Or donate through PayPal.
They wont give me a paypal button....so youll have to pretend that its there!!!!
or you can use this one that SJ sent me!!!hehehehe




Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh

Updated: 8:43 PM GMT on October 31, 2008

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Still the Doghouse

By: auburn, 10:55 PM GMT on October 29, 2008

My Sister is Lurkin ....She is lurking the blogs...and I am trying to get her to join WU...If ya could help me convince her!!!! She is one of them poem writing author type folks,,,hehehehehe
So come on DB give us a try!!





All the way to the bone...but a heart of gold!!!!!!

When you think you have problems...just look around ya!(and at this guy...we ♥♥s ya Presslord!)
Portlight Strategies, Inc.
2043 Maybank Hwy.
Charleston, SC 29412
MEMO: Hurricane Ike Relief

Or donate through PayPal.
They wont give me a paypal button....so youll have to pretend that its there!!!!
or you can use this one that SJ sent me!!!hehehehe




Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh

Updated: 3:09 AM GMT on October 31, 2008

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The Kids we were!

By: auburn, 3:10 PM GMT on October 21, 2008



TO ALL THE
KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked
and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing,
tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets
and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets,
not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm
day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden
hose and NOT from a bottle
We shared one soft drink with four friends,
from one bottle and NO ONE actually died
from this..
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter
and drank Kool-aid made with sugar,
but we weren't overweight because,
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE
PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
And we were OK.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.
After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all,
no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's,
no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones,
no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms.........
WE HAD FRIENDS
and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth
and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt,
and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
made up games with sticks and tennis balls and,
although we were told it would happen,
we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and
knocked on the door or rang the bell,
or just walked in and talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out
if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some
of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and
inventors ever!
The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
If YOU are one of them. CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have
had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers
and the government regulated so much of our lives
for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they
will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run
through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!


When you think you have problems...just look around ya!

Portlight Strategies, Inc.
2043 Maybank Hwy.
Charleston, SC 29412
MEMO: Hurricane Ike Relief

Or donate through PayPal.
They wont give me a paypal button....so youll have to pretend that its there!!!!



Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh

Updated: 3:11 PM GMT on October 21, 2008

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The Dog House!

By: auburn, 3:11 PM GMT on October 16, 2008

When you think you have problems...just look around ya!


Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh
Reposting this for my own protection...errr check is in the mail...


Best get out of the way...you know whats coming next!

Updated: 7:14 PM GMT on October 16, 2008

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TheDoghouse

By: auburn, 5:58 PM GMT on October 14, 2008

Got something to give away...need something?try freecycle.org


Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh
Reposting this for my own protection...errr check is in the mail...
38. beell 12:41 PM CDT on October 10, 2008
And then there's this old story:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and crapped on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow crap, he began to realize how warm he was.

The crap was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow crap, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

Not everyone who $h!&$ on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of $h%t is your friend.
So... when you find yourself warm and happy in a pile of s@#t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Best get out of the way...you know whats comming next!

Updated: 7:13 PM GMT on October 14, 2008

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The Doghouse

By: auburn, 3:24 PM GMT on October 14, 2008

Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh
Reposting this for my own protection...errr check is in the mail...
38. beell 12:41 PM CDT on October 10, 2008
And then there's this old story:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and crapped on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow crap, he began to realize how warm he was.

The crap was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow crap, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

Not everyone who $h!&$ on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of $h%t is your friend.
So... when you find yourself warm and happy in a pile of s@#t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Best get out of the way...you know whats comming next!

Updated: 5:57 PM GMT on October 14, 2008

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What If???

By: auburn, 3:12 PM GMT on October 13, 2008

A major event was going to take place here on earth and we only had 30days left for this life as we know it...this event wont be instant death for all...but a slow drawn out deal over a few months...What would you do to prepare yourself and your family and friends for it?,and would you hold on the the same thoughts you might have about what is important now?(no Ric...I don't want the QOD...I am just curious is all...lol)

This question stems from a dream /nightmare I had last night...
In my dream something like this was ever so slowly coming in from the sea...it was flashing with lightning and rumbling with thunder...but it wasnt a storm...it was something else...not sure what,,,but everyone knew it would be the end when it got to you...dead fish and birds were washing up on the beaches...no one knew what to do











Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh
Reposting this for my own protection...errr check is in the mail...
38. beell 12:41 PM CDT on October 10, 2008 Hide this comment.
And then there's this old story:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and crapped on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow crap, he began to realize how warm he was.

The crap was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow crap, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

Not everyone who $h!&$ on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of $h%t is your friend.
So... when you find yourself warm and happy in a pile of s@#t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Best get out of the way...you know whats comming next!

Updated: 12:35 AM GMT on October 14, 2008

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Barter system

By: auburn, 3:06 PM GMT on October 10, 2008

Now all I need is something worth a crap!!!

38. beell 12:41 PM CDT on October 10, 2008 Hide this comment.
And then there's this old story:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and crapped on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow crap, he began to realize how warm he was.

The crap was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow crap, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

Not everyone who $h!&$ on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of $h%t is your friend.
So... when you find yourself warm and happy in a pile of s@#t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Keep posting though!
Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?



Updated: 12:01 AM GMT on October 11, 2008

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BlaaBlaaa Blog

By: auburn, 4:14 PM GMT on October 09, 2008




Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh

Updated: 5:43 PM GMT on October 09, 2008

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WHY I AM VOTING republocrat

By: auburn, 10:04 PM GMT on October 02, 2008

Cause I want to...if I want to...I dont even know what I am gonna do yet...dont hate me cause I am Openminded...LOL




Welcome to da Doghouse...right Clem?




spdh

Updated: 5:07 PM GMT on October 03, 2008

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