Darn, shoulda had this one in my Folder of Shadows last year when it might have done some good! (Caveat: Yes, I am really a witch. Yes, I really do spells. Yes, I often laugh at other faiths and also a lot at my own. I suggest you laugh too.... heh heh.) ;)
"Anti-Hurricane Spell
When a hurricane threatens your area, take a sharp knife (but not a ritual knife) and go outdoors,
facing the direction of the blowing wind. Take the knife in hand, and wave it over your head three
times in a great circle while saying:
I call upon thee, elementals air and water!
Go wherever ye please,
But stay thou far away from me!
Throughout the oceans ye may roam!
But nowhere near my own home!
For kith and kin are thee to me,
As I will, so mote it be.
Now thrust the knife into the ground while envisioning that the winds will be "split" and not come near.
Retrieve the knife and rinse it off after the danger has passed."
