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| Posted by: RobDaHood, 3:27 PM GMT on December 20, 2012 | +2 |



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SugarBear laughed like crazy with the rest of us.
Then she said sort of quietly under her breath,
of course I do have Angie's phone number.
They can be scary can't they?
If I was worried, I wouldn't have all those swords on the bedroom wall.
(even I sleep occasionally)
range using the laser on her Ruger. :)
I remember a funny cartoon about cavemen years ago.
Had 4 sections, the first one showed the cave man
dragging a female into his cave, the second one showed
the female sweeping all of his bachelor stuff out of
the cave, 4 sets of antlers, 37 empty coconut shells,
and a poster of Rachel Welch in her cavegirl outfit.
Third one shows him dragging her back to where he got
her, and the last one shows him carring his poster of
Rachel Welch back into his cave! LOL
I wondered what happened to all my stuff!
I think it was the Pocahontas outfit that did me in.
Guess we all have our weaknesses.
One night, my youngest and Angie were arguing about AM bathroom scheduling. Angie and her had to both be 45 minutes away at the same time in the morning. Daughter was in high school taking college classes where Angie worked.
(master bath was not an option because if I was home, I wasn't getting woke up that early)
Anyway, I'm sitting at the computer one night writing reports, doing training schedules, and such, and finally I'd heard enough.
You have to realize, I'm a very calm person. I kinda go with whatever is going on domestically. I don't raise my voice much. Usually a look is sufficient.
Well, I went into the hall, where they were both standing in their bedroom doorways arguing.
I told them the fighting was done, they were gonna work this out quietly and calmly or I was gonna send them BOTH back to live with their mothers.
Jaws dropped and you could have heard a pin drop.
There was no more arguing that night.
:o)
This cam is not going to be on my blog! Don't want to get banned, lol!
True Dat.
About ready to shut down for a while.
Need sleep.
Wish me luck.
Angie goes in late tomorrow so hopefully I won't be up early.
Rest well folks.
-Hood out
No, we can't have that!
Hi Ylee.
Looking forward to your results!
I think I will try going horizontal myself.
If not, I will be very very quiet. :)
Will you stop that!
You don't realize how silly it looks in silhouette with the light shining through the big windows! I looked up and almost broke a rib!
:o)
Awoke with a very painful triceps on the right arm this am.
Spent a long time weilding a cutlass yesterday in the bushes.
Seems that I'm out of shape, eh ?
Bah !!
Yeah, too much time sitting around English pubs hoisting ale will do that to a fella.
Next time, use one of those big German stoneware steins that weighs about 5 lbs empty. Helps maintain muscle tone while goofing off.
Time to make coffee. Angie will be up soon.
BBLater
I kid around a lot about working in the yard and
gardens but the truth is lifting and slinging 40 lb
bags of mulch and compost bags every spring and fall
keeps me in good shape. I have a nice SOLE F63 treadmill
but quite honestly walking for an hour on the thing is
boring as hell and is great for cardio but doesn't burn
a lot of calories. 4 pallets with 60 bags per pallet
keeps me busy for two months in the fall and spring
and the other 8 months I work out with 5 lb and 10 lb
dumbells and situps and legups.
If I didn't work out I'd weigh 300 lbs. :)
If you're gonna eat apple fritters you're gonna have to exercise.
What you need is one of those tv screens for your treadmill that shows the Swedish bikini team jogging along in front of you. Helps keep you motivated.
That would do it for me too !
But I agree with Snake.
Nothing is as good as working in a garden for all-round stuff.
Lifting kegs of ale is good too, of course.
The worst thing of all, (and some people around here may disagree), is standing on your head in a very small space, trying to find where exactly the drip that is dripping under the kitchen sink is coming from.
Have a hair-dryer in there now, trying to dry everything out, so I can start at the top AGAIN !
For some strange reason, Lady Pott does not approve of the container under there that needs emptying every couple of days.....
I cant imagine why. Peculiar, that.
BAH and HUMBUG.
Could be a long process. The way your weather has been lately, the drip could be originating from the roof. I hope not.
Almost lunch time. Halfway through the week.
Not looking forward to tomorrow though.
Gotta drive to Tampa.
Got it sorted.....
Was between the sink-body and the counter (conc. with tile), so when you splash water onto the counter is oozes it's way under.
Took out the silicone sealer as best I could, and resealed.
Lunch time here >
Good thing too, I'm hungry.
hehhehheh...
Of course I could always watch it on Tues and Thur when she goes to her Zumba class. :)
And Fri when she goes to her sewing class. :)
heh heh heh
Besides...they aren't really Swedish anyway.
(sorry, neither of our posts showed up for a few minutes here)
Of course, if you'd rather Zumba...
Sounds like a better plan than mine.
Which was, to have someone else stand on my head.
It did't work, for some reason.
Maybe it was the stilletto heels?
Still trying to figure it out.
us some time back but I forgot to place her website in
my Favorites Section. She was very good with "tools"
if I remember correctly. :)
afternoon so I shall be off the net for the day.
Will check back in later.
And of course, we want a video of that one also.
Entitled:
Ranger My Shoulder Hurts Zumba Fritter Fling.
...Winter Edition
:)
Yep, I'm prepared to pay a dollar to see that!
Work is done for today.
There is a spagetti con carne sauce bubbling on the stove, (not cooked by me) and it's getting close to cocktail time (mixed and served by me).
What'll you have?
ROFLMAO!
That was so good there's nothing I can follow it with!
Bravo!
Yeah, Pottery, that time of day. Got some beef tenderloins to go on the grill. Will be headed out there directly.
I'm thinking light rum, about the same amount club soda, a splash of OJ and a lime slice. For starters anyway.
You are always welcome here my shoeless friend.
I figure if you can't say something smart, say something funny.
Sometimes it actually is funny.
Thanks!
"Patrones of the Ark", gee, that has a nice ring to it. :)
"Ranger My Shoulder Hurts Zumba Fritter Fling" WOW
Thats even longer than Spongebob Square Pants Ranger Rick.
Of course we could shorten it to "Fritter King". :)
again I see. He brought a big stick from his house, he
said he would protect Grandma from snakes in the garden
with it. So they went out into the veggie garden and
he proceeded to bang the stick on the sides and poke
it inside the thick leaves and stuff makeing sure there
weren't any snakes in there that would bite her.
Is that cute or what?
A Snakeymon in training to be sure.
Although at his age, you probably were chasing girls with snakes!
Maybe when Hulk gets rid of the copperheads he can tell you what to do about those pesky raccoons.
That I do young son.
How ya doin'?
(best John Wayne impression)
Arrrrrr lub that accent. It's so bloody hot me boots are still under the front seat of my truck.
Thats a roger, juz lub being in the country.
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