Wet and dangerous- those words could describe both a disgruntled lunatic alligator or Michigan's roads. Multiple school districts were closed today due to the icy snowy melting hot-pocket-like mess over here. The tie rod end on my truck is loose, and I had to trade it in for a pimpin' minivan for the next few days. Water, water everywhere! It's even found it's way into my mind. On the way back from downtown yesterday morning we passed an accident, fresh off the grill. The car was crushed like a well-seasoned burger patty and there were no emergency crews in sight. Be careful, children!