Cyclopsychic research breakthrough proves hurricanes/global warming connection

By: Dr. Jeff Masters , 12:16 PM GMT on April 01, 2008

A stunning new breakthrough in hurricane research has conclusively settled the matter: global warming is making Atlantic hurricanes and tropical storms more frequent. The new research, accepted for publication later this millennium in The Journal of Irreproducible Results, offers incontrovertible proof that global warming has increased Atlantic named storms by 57-67% over the past century. Using the pioneering new techniques of cyclopsychic storm detection and psychomortorodentiatempestology, the researchers, Professors Peter Webcaster and Judith Flurryfury of the Georgia Institute of Technophobia, and Dr. Greg Hallmonitor of the Colorado Association for Research and Modeling of the Atmosphere (CARMA), showed unequivocally that the lack of satellite measurements and aircraft reconnaissance in the early part of the hurricane record led to only a modest undercount of Atlantic tropical storms. Thus, more than half of the observed increase in named storms in the past century can be attributed to global warming.

"It's well-known that the number of Atlantic named storms has risen from 7-9 per year 100 years ago to 14-15 per year during the present active hurricane period that began in 1995," commented Professor Webcaster in an interview today. "Some MEEAT-loving hurricane researchers (Measure Everything, Everywhere, All the Time) have claimed that this rise was not real, since satellites and reconnaissance aircraft were not around to detect storms early in the hurricane record. We've made efforts in the past to quantify the number of 'missed' historical Atlantic storms using estimates of historical shipping traffic density, and computer regression models that compare recent well-observed storm activity to past storm activity. However, these studies have been pooh-poohed by the MEEAT men, who refuse to believe any science that comes out of a model. So, I began thinking about how we could actually go about observing historical Atlantic storms that were 'missed'. I began thinking the problem in a new light after watching my favorite episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Timescape", where subspace entity mistakenly lays her eggs in the warp core singularity of a Romulan warship, creating a temporal anomaly that forces time to flow backwards. This inspired me to think outside the box, and it occurred to me that paranormal methods might offer a way to see back in time and make actual observations of past storms--and offer a technophobic solution to the problem, as encouraged by the charter of my university, the Georgia Institute of Technophobia."



Figure 1. Cyclopsychic observations of "missing" Atlantic tropical storms during the 20th century. All observations were performed by trained cyclopsychic Madame Cyclotropia. Note the significant drop in "missed" storms beginning in the 1940s, corresponding to the advent of aircraft reconnaissance, and in the 1970s, when satellite coverage of the Atlantic Ocean began.

Webcaster teamed with Hallmonitor and Flurryfury to experiment with a variety of paranormal techniques to make actual observations of past "missing" storms, using Ouija Boards, crystal ball gazing, the Magic Eight Ball, and channeling of restless dead spirits. Initial experiments proved discouraging, though, when the researchers attempted to perform the study themselves. "We were feeling depressed about how the research was going, having just stayed up late one Friday night in Greg's lab in Boulder trying to get the dang Magic Eight Ball to say something other than just REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN LATER," related Dr. Webcaster. "So, we decided to give up for the night and down a few shots of grape jello spiked with grain alcohol and delve into Greg's extensive collection of Zippy the Pinhead comic books. After a few jello shots and Zippy comics, we got feeling pretty loose, and, Yow! Decided to trek down to Pearl Street to check out the weekend psychic fair. Well, we got to staggering around the tents of the psychic fair, belting out the sorrowful lyrics of our own version of "Somewhere over the rainbow" we made up:

Somewhere, over the ocean
Back in time
Cyclones formed and decayed
Unseen by humankind

Somehow, we'll find out how many
Before we die
But it doesn't look good
'Cause the Magic Eight Ball lies!

Suddenly, we saw a mysterious shadowy figure beckoning to us from the entrance of a nearby tent, which was emblazoned with the words, Madame Cyclotropia: Psychic Readings for Troubled Atmospheric Scientists. 'I can help you find your missing storms', the seer in the shadows croaked, 'for I know much that is hidden. Come into my lair, and I will reveal the key to unlocking the mysteries of storms long past'. Greg and I looked at each other, shrugged, walked in her tent, and the rest is history."

Once in Madame Cyclotropia's tent, the researchers quickly realized that their limited scientific training could not hope to allow them to conduct rigorous paranormal research. Only a true cyclopsychic with "The Gift" could see back into the dim mists of time to divine the existence of heretofore unknown tropical cyclones. Using her cyclopsychic gift, Madame Cyclotropia correctly divined the past tracks of numerous known storms the scientists challenged her with. However, when asked to divine the existence of "missing" Atlantic storms that had not made it into the official database, she prophesied that she would only be able to do so if the scientists would write her into their latest grant proposal. This grant proposal would surely get funded, she predicted. The scientists eagerly agreed, and headed back to the lab to work on the new proposal.

Webcaster, Hallmonitor, and Flurryfury's proposal, titled, "Using a Trained Cyclopsychic to Divine Past Atlantic Tropical Cyclone Activity", was submitted to the Foundation for Atmospheric Research for Science and Education (FARSE) in early 2007 and accepted later that year. After receiving their grant money, the scientists began spending long nights in Madame Cyclotropia's tent, documenting her revelations from the four primary cyclopsychic techniques: Ouija Board, crystal ball gazing, the Magic Eight Ball, and channeling of restless dead spirits. According to Dr. Hallmonitor, "We were thrilled when the first three techniques we tried all yielded virtually identical results, showing the robustness of our experimental methodology. The three techniques all showed a noticeable drop in the number of "missed" storms in the 1940s, when aircraft reconnaissance became available, and in the 1970s, when satellites coverage began over the Atlantic Ocean. However, when we tried to channel restless dead spirits, we ran into a roadblock. We couldn't find any restless dead spirits with an interest or knowledge of historical Atlantic hurricanes. We happily attributed this to the propensity of dead meteorologists to wind up inside Heaven's Pearly Gates, but were sad that our research would lack this crucial final proof of its validity. We were about to give up when Peter then hit upon the idea of contacting the spirits of groundhogs, who are known for their weather prognosticating ability. Some of these prognosticating rodents might have unfinished business that would keep their restless souls adrift in the ether, available for consultation on weather-related matters. We coined word psychomortorodentiatempestology to describe this exciting new branch of hurricane science, and set off in search of gifted groundhogs spirits with this special skill."



Figure 2. Wee Willy One and Chucky before their departure into the hereafter. Which rodent's spirit would you trust to get accurate weather information from?

Indeed, Madame Cyclotropia was able to contact the spirit of "Wee Willy One", a famed albino groundhog that had once burrowed under the fair gardens of Wiarton, Ontario, and provided weather forecasts each Groundhog's Day up until his death in 2006. Wee Willy One proved to be testy and uncooperative, though, deliberately delivering incorrect storm information. The researchers sought out help from cyclotherapy experts from the Center for Disease Control's Weather Related Illness Division to determine if cyclotherapy might help Wee Willy One overcome his bad attitude. Cyclotherapist Dr. Sandy Chirpchuckle diagnosed Wee Willy One as a cyclopath suffering from rare form of cyclopsychosis. Ordinarily, cyclopsychosis manifests itself only in hurricane scientists and weather enthusiasts during the long, dull months prior to hurricane season. The despondent victims of cyclopsychosis spend long hours in front of flickering computer monitors in dark, gloomy rooms, obsessively poring over maps and statistics of hurricanes long gone by. The victims tend to become highly antisocial but never violent, and can be successfully treated with cycloactive drugs. However, Dr. Chirpchuckle diagnosed Wee Willy One with an extremely rare case of "shadow" cyclopsychosis, brought on by the cyclological trauma being rudely hauled out of his burrow each February 2 so that a bunch of cockamaimie humans could see whether he saw his shadow or not. "Shadow" cyclopsychosis is incurable, both in this world and the hereafter, so Madame Cyclotropia was forced to seek out other groundhog spirits. After months of effort, she finally found the spirit of "Chucky", a friendly groundhog that had once burrowed under the gardens of Nashville, Tennessee. Chucky eagerly provided accurate information on the "missing" Atlantic tropical storms that was precisely in agreement with the data collected from the other cyclopsychic techniques. "We were ecstatic," exclaimed Dr. Hallmonitor. "More jello shots!"

Hurricane experts world-wide are hailing the new findings. "These exciting results conclusively prove that even us blind squirrels can find some nuts," enthused renown hurricane expert, Dr. Kerry Readthemanual of the Massachusetts Institute of Technophobia. Dr. Readthemanual has been a leading proponent of the global warming/Atlantic hurricane link. Even former critics are praising the new findings. Dr. William Graymatter, Professor Über-Emeritus of Colorado State University's Center for Hurricane Observation, Measurement, and Prediction (CHOMP), said in an interview: "I've been in the hurricane business for 113 years, and I know good research when I see it. The findings of Webcaster, Hallmonitor, and Flurryfury are based on solid observational evidence and white magic. There's no black magic involved, such as the use of a computer model, so their results are impregnable."

Dr. Chris Blandsee, Chief Scientist of the Natural Hurricane Center's division of Global Warming Isn't Responsible for the Recent Upswing in Atlantic Hurricane Activity, and Even If It Was, We Wouldn't be Able to Tell, Since the Quality of the Atlantic Hurricane Database is Too Poor to Use for Such Purposes (NHC/GWIRRUAHAEIIWWWATSQAHDTPUSP), has also been critical of past research showing a link between hurricanes and global warming, maintaining that global warming isn't responsible for the recent upswing in Atlantic hurricane activity, and even if it was, we wouldn't be able to tell, since the quality of the Atlantic hurricane database is too poor to use for such purposes. It was his Congressional testimony, along with that of former NHC director Max Minefield, which inspired President Bushwhacker's administration to rename the National Hurricane Center the "Natural Hurricane Center" last year. (This action was also urged by the Government Anagram Accountability Office (GAAO), which found that the letters in "National Hurricane Center" could be rearranged to spell the ominous phrase, "Errant Herculean Inaction"--and also the disturbing, "Teenier Charlatan Unicorn", and the clearly unacceptable, "Inhale Cocaine, Errant Runt!", while the letters in "Natural Hurricane Center" could be rearranged to form phrases much more in harmony with the NHC mission, such as "Natural, Neater, Crunchier.")

Dr. Blandsee grudgingly gave ground in his comments today. "It looks like Webcaster, Hallmonitor, and Flurryfury (and don't try to say her name three times fast) have done some pretty rigorous scientific work," he conceded. "But they've written what is probably the longest and most excruciatingly dull hurricane science paper of all time. All those old storms and their analyzed tracks that they talk about, on and on and on, year by year by year. Ugh! A lot of good trees died to publish that paper. It was even duller than some of my clunkers!"

What's next for the pioneering researchers? "Well, CARMA and the Georgia Institute of Technophobia are collaborating on a grant proposal with Dr. Graymatter and Phil Flossblack of CHOMP to apply cyclopsychic methods in a new way--improvement of seasonal hurricane forecasts," said Dr. Flurryfury. "We've submitted a proposal to FARSE titled, 'Gray Magic: Using Cyclopsychic Methods to Improve Seasonal Hurricane Forecasts'. Lord knows, the forecast busts of the past two hurricane seasons have shown that Flossblack and Dr. Graymatter could use some supernatural help with their predictions."

April Fools!
Meff Jasters

References
Hallmonitor, G.J., and P.J. Webcaster, 2007, "Heightened tropical cyclone activity in the North Atlantic: natural variability or climate trend?" Philosophical Transactions of The Royal Society A 365, Number 1860, 15 November 2007, Pages: 26952716 DOI: 10.1098/rsta.2007.2083

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758. pottery
2:01 PM AST on April 04, 2008
Trinidad weather now_
86 f
62 % Humid.
72 f Dew pt.
16 mph wind Easterlt
press. 1014 falling
6 miles vis.

A bit nicer than where you are NEwx.
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756. NEwxguy
6:00 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
I hate spring in the northeast



Light Rain Fog/Mist

44°F
(7°C) Humidity: 93 %
Wind Speed: E 15 G 24 MPH
Barometer: 29.85" (1012.2 mb)
Dewpoint: 42°F (6°C)
Wind Chill: 37°F (3°C)
Visibility: 2.00 mi.



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755. Michfan
5:53 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
Good afternoon everyone. Good god. Time to see how far east all of this is headed.
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754. pottery
1:57 PM AST on April 04, 2008
heh
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753. Patrap
12:51 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
Rainy Ole Miss Link
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752. LakeShadow
5:50 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
Link

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751. LakeShadow
5:42 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
wow...I got pulled away and things really boiled up there in the Mississippi Valley.

Tornado Warning
2008-04-04 13:47:00 EDT until
2008-04-04 14:15:00 EDT
1247 PM CDT Fri Apr 4 2008

The National Weather Service in Huntsville has issued a

* Tornado Warning for...
central DeKalb County in northeast Alabama...

* until 115 PM CDT

* at 1245 PM CDT...National Weather Service Doppler radar indicated a
severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado near
Rainsville...moving northeast at 45 mph.

* Locations near the path of this tornado include...
Rainsville.
Fort Payne.

tornado page
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750. Patrap
12:48 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
Brandon,Miss Radar..Link

...A Tornado Warning remains in effect until 100 PM CDT for central
Rankin County...

At 1248 PM CDT...National Weather Service meteorologists continue to
track a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado. This
tornado was located near Brandon...moving east at 50 mph.
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749. MichaelSTL
12:47 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
Here is an update - 110 mph winds!!!


SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JACKSON MS
1242 PM CDT FRI APR 4 2008

...A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 115 PM CDT FOR SOUTH
CENTRAL MADISON...WESTERN SCOTT...NORTHERN RANKIN AND EXTREME
NORTHEASTERN HINDS COUNTIES...

...THIS IS A TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR THE WARNED AREA...

AT 1242 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE METEOROLOGISTS AND STORM
SPOTTERS WERE TRACKING A EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO. THIS TORNADO
WAS LOCATED NEAR FANNIN...OR 6 MILES NORTHEAST OF FLOWOOD...MOVING
EAST AT 50 MPH.

THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR...
8 MILES SOUTH OF PISGAH BY 1245 PM CDT...
PELAHATCHIE AND 8 MILES SOUTH OF LEESBURG BY 1255 PM CDT...
MORTON AND 8 MILES SOUTH OF BRANCH BY 100 PM CDT...

IN ADDITION TO THE TORNADO...THIS STORM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
QUARTER SIZE HAIL AND DESTRUCTIVE STRAIGHT LINE WINDS BETWEEN 90 AND
110 MPH. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION...TAKE COVER NOW!
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748. Weather456
1:40 PM AST on April 04, 2008
NE ATL

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747. weathersp
1:45 PM EDT on April 04, 2008
Fannin,MS is 14 Miles NE of Jackson,MS
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745. weathersp
1:44 PM EDT on April 04, 2008
OH Shiznits
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744. weathersp
1:42 PM EDT on April 04, 2008
I think it is Precip FLWxGeek
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743. MichaelSTL
12:43 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
TORNADO EMERGENCY!!!


SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JACKSON MS
1237 PM CDT FRI APR 4 2008

...A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 115 PM CDT FOR SOUTH
CENTRAL MADISON...WESTERN SCOTT...NORTHERN RANKIN AND EXTREME
NORTHEASTERN HINDS COUNTIES...

...THIS IS A TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR THE WARNED AREA...

AT 1237 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE METEOROLOGISTS AND STORM
SPOTTERS WERE TRACKING A EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO. THIS TORNADO
WAS LOCATED NEAR RIDGELAND...MOVING EAST AT 40 MPH.

THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR...
FANNIN BY 1245 PM CDT...
GOSHEN SPRINGS BY 1250 PM CDT...
PISGAH BY 1255 PM CDT...
LEESBURG AND 6 MILES NORTH OF PELAHATCHIE BY 100 PM CDT...
BRANCH BY 105 PM CDT...
MORTON AND FORKVILLE BY 110 PM CDT...

IN ADDITION TO THE TORNADO...THIS STORM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
QUARTER SIZE HAIL AND DESTRUCTIVE STRAIGHT LINE WINDS TO 90 MPH.
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742. FLWeatherFreak91
5:39 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
Check out the tampa radar and tell me if that is radar chaff out in the gulf please. It's def. not precip.
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741. hydrus
5:35 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
NEWXGUY-Isnt the little rock area undergoing a flood situation also?
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740. Patrap
12:38 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
4 TVS signatures in Miss..Link
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739. NEwxguy
5:35 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
pretty nasty storms in northeast texas too.
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738. NEwxguy
5:33 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
don't see how Jackson can miss this
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737. Patrap
12:33 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
The Quad at Ole Miss,,streaming Video,..Link
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736. pottery
1:31 PM AST on April 04, 2008
NEwxguy. You are right. I'm done.

Some nasty action again with Tornados. Not good at all.
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734. weathersp
1:23 PM EDT on April 04, 2008
Quick Poll here who thinks that Jackson,MS will get hit by this line of thunderstorms... Only 1 answer people no "I'm on the edge" here..

Jackson
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731. NEwxguy
5:23 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
afternoon to all,I see they are getting hit hard again in the lower mississippi valley again and still discussing GW,deja vu.
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730. pottery
1:23 PM AST on April 04, 2008
Ivan, HEAR,HEAR!! ( with minor reservations....)
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729. Patrap
12:21 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
Webcam WAPT-16 Jackson, Link
Second view..Link
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728. pottery
1:20 PM AST on April 04, 2008
Gulf, you sound like a politician there man. I cant figure out what you are saying at all.
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727. weathersp
1:21 PM EDT on April 04, 2008
That would be somethin STL...

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726. Ivansrvivr
5:08 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
Pottery is making similar point to mine. There are many on one side of GW debate that have tried to silence any opposing opinion. Instead of silencing opposition lets have the debate while we agree our ecosystem needs cleanup. Most people would accept that premise on either side of the GW debate. The politicizing of the issue is divisive. The environment is not a divisive issue when broken down to facts instead of politicizing. Fact is burning oil pollutes. Fact is Acid rain is bad. Fact is there are better ways to make energy and cheaper too. Fact is paying for oil is killing our economy. These facts would be agreed on by 95% of the US population. The politicizing the environment is preventing the desired goals from being achieved. That is why I am not a GW supporter. Not because i don't believe it is possible, but it hasn't been proven. Those who are selling GW as "proven" have political agendas and the environment is more important than political agendas.
725. MichaelSTL
12:20 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
Jackson could get hit by this storm (maybe just a coincidence, but Atlanta and Little Rock are also capital cities in ther respective states):

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
TORNADO WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JACKSON MS
1210 PM CDT FRI APR 4 2008

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JACKSON HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR...
EASTERN HINDS COUNTY IN CENTRAL MISSISSIPPI...
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...JACKSON...CLINTON...
CENTRAL RANKIN COUNTY IN CENTRAL MISSISSIPPI...
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...RICHLAND...PEARL...FLOWOOD...
BRANDON...

* UNTIL 100 PM CDT

* AT 1210 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE METEOROLOGISTS DETECTED A
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO NEAR BOLTON...OR
12 MILES NORTHWEST OF CLINTON...MOVING EAST AT 45 MPH.

* THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR...
9 MILES NORTH OF RAYMOND BY 1215 PM CDT...
CLINTON BY 1220 PM CDT...
JACKSON BY 1230 PM CDT...
8 MILES NORTH OF RICHLAND BY 1235 PM CDT...
FLOWOOD AND PEARL BY 1240 PM CDT...
BRANDON BY 1245 PM CDT...

IN ADDITION TO THE TORNADO...THIS STORM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
QUARTER SIZED HAIL AND DESTRUCTIVE STRAIGHT LINE WINDS BETWEEN 80
AND 100 MPH. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION...TAKE COVER
NOW!
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724. weathersp
1:12 PM EDT on April 04, 2008
That African wave is very interesting for this time of year...

In this loop it looks like it may have some kind of Mid-Level Low with a displaced COC NW from its convection..

Link
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722. Patrap
5:11 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SHREVEPORT HAS ISSUED A * SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR... CALDWELL PARISH IN NORTH CENTRAL LOUISIANA... NORTHEASTERN GRANT PARISH IN NORTH CENTRAL LOUISIANA... LA SALLE PARISH IN NORTH CENTRAL LOUISIANA... EASTERN WINN PARISH IN NORTH CENTRAL LOUISIANA... * UNTIL 1115 AM CDT * AT 1019 AM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH. THIS STORM WAS LOCATED 15 MILES WEST OF OLLA...OR ABOUT 9 MILES EAST OF WINNFIELD...AND MOVING EAST AT 60 MPH. * THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR... OLLA BY 1035 AM CDT... DOPPLER RADAR HAS INDICATED SOME WEAK ROTATION WITHIN THIS STORM. WHILE NOT IMMEDIATELY LIKELY...A TORNADO MAY STILL DEVELOP. Link

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721. pottery
1:07 PM AST on April 04, 2008
Gulfscotsman # 715.
You cant think of any ??


I rest my case then. heheheheh
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720. pottery
1:01 PM AST on April 04, 2008
Gulfscotsman, all sick patients have good days and bad days I think.
I would expect that a Planet may behave the same way, in the event that its atmosphere is being affected by things emitted. But weather we call it cooling or warming realy does not matter.
Are we responsible for any aspect of climate change, is the question.
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718. Ivansrvivr
4:53 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
Now while I am not a GW believer, I do avidly support cleaning up the environment. I support clean fuel alternatives, strict corporate pollution limits or anything to prevent the ecological disaster occurring in China for instance. The unprecedented news media that China briefly let get out as a promise to get the Olympic games held in Beijing showed people living in garbage piles, fishing in rivers that would be "unfit for human contact" in the USA and smog 100times worse than in our big cities. I don't want the USA to have a future like that. I'm afraid that the GW issue is tiny in comparison to the big ecologic picture. Having such an issue being politicized has polarized half the country against the environmental issue as a whole which goes far beyond GW. I hope this ends any politicizing that occurs on the issue here,
717. MichaelSTL
12:04 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
Anyway, there is some real weather occurring right now:


SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JACKSON MS
1159 AM CDT FRI APR 4 2008

...A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1215 PM CDT FOR EAST
CENTRAL WARREN AND NORTHWESTERN HINDS COUNTIES...

AT 1159 AM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE METEOROLOGISTS CONTINUE TO
TRACK A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO. THIS
TORNADO WAS LOCATED NEAR BOVINA...OR 11 MILES EAST OF VICKSBURG...
MOVING EAST AT 40 MPH.

THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR...
EDWARDS BY 1205 PM CDT...
9 MILES NORTH OF LEARNED BY 1210 PM CDT...
BOLTON...RAYMOND AND 9 MILES SOUTH OF BROWNSVILLE BY 1215 PM CDT...

MAJOR DAMAGE HAS BEEN REPORTED ACROSS VICKSBURG! TAKE COVER NOW!
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716. Weather456
12:44 PM AST on April 04, 2008
694. Tazmanian 10:31 AM AST on April 04, 2008
look at this nic wave


Its a weak perturbation along a rather active ITCZ. This feature is almost identical to a typical weak african wave, such as the westward of convective signiture as indicated by the IR Hovmoller diagram and a trough in the 315K (700 mb) PV and AEJ fields. QuikSCAT and TPW charts also show some weak wave like patterns. It can almost fool anyone, except this feature does not have twin areas of vorticities at 925 mb poleward and equatorward the AEJ axis, which is a AEW feature. Also, its kinda early for AEW but interesting feature indeed.

Hovmöller Diagram (5 day Satellite)





Total Precipitable water at 1400 UTC Apr 4 2008



Visible Satellite Imagery

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714. pottery
12:54 PM AST on April 04, 2008
"Being a denialist also get (s) more untenable by the day...."

Nice one STL. But only some of us are prepared to accept that our actions can and do affect the climate, even though the evidence is more heavily weighted in that direction, all the time.
Sad but true.
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713. MichaelSTL
12:00 PM CDT on April 04, 2008
LOL
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711. borlando
4:51 PM GMT on April 04, 2008
really, what's with this florida pattern? spring/summer of 98 again.
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710. MichaelSTL
11:50 AM CDT on April 04, 2008
Being a denialist also get more untenable by the day, as studies like this keep coming up (though I bet that some people still say the studies are flawed or faked or something):

Study: Sun not linked to climate change

Published: April 3, 2008 at 8:44 PM
LONDON, April 3 (UPI) -- A British study casts doubt on the theory that global warming is caused by cosmic rays rather than human activity.

Climate change skeptics argue that cutting carbon emissions is futile because they believe climate change is caused not by burning fossil fuels but by changes in cosmic rays that determine cloudiness and temperature.

Physicist Terry Sloan of Lancaster University and Arnold Wolfendale of Durham University said their research finds no evidence of a link between the ionizing cosmic rays and the production of low cloud cover.

"This is of vast significance because if the skeptics are right, it would mean we're wasting our time trying to cut greenhouse gases," the researchers said in a statement. "But we couldn't find the link they were proposing which means we are right to be cutting carbon emissions."

The cosmic ray theory was developed by Danish scientist Henrik Svensmark at the Danish National Space Centre and featured in a controversial British documentary, "The Great Global Warming Swindle." Svensmark suggested that when the solar wind is strong, the planet warms up because fewer clouds are produced and more of the sun's heat reaches the surface.


A similar statement can be made regarding solar cycles (also very notable about last year's warmth and the solar miniumum/La Nina, the latter of which is currently dissipating - and temperatures globally have risen quite a bit in recent months, still a few cool areas but nothing unusual given local weather varibility and the relative size/magnitude of warm vs. cold anomalies):

The solar minimum forcing is thus about 0.15 W/m2 relative to the mean solar forcing. For comparison, the human-made GHG climate forcing is now increasing at a rate of about 0.3 W/m2 per decade (Hansen & Sato 2004). If the sun were to remain "stuck" in its present minimum for several decades, as has been suggested (e.g., Independent story) in analogy to the solar Maunder Minimum of the seventeenth century, that negative forcing would be balanced by a 5-year increase of GHGs. Thus, in the current era of rapidly increasing GHGs, such solar variations cannot have a substantial impact on long-term global warming trends.
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709. Weather456
12:32 PM AST on April 04, 2008
456, the factors controlling the Bermuda high are much more complicated than just ENSO and NAO. Atlantic SSTs, tropical systems push and shove on the Bermuda high as it steers those same tropical systems. Sometimes sinking air surrounding strong tropical systems can strengthen the Bermuda high. A strong tropical system can push the Bermuda high eastward leaving a trough in it's path. There are some years where NAO and ENSO would favor a strong Bermuda high and it is just not there. Some years it is in wrong position. It is very complicated pattern. Far more complicated than just ENSO and NAO.

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708. MichaelSTL
11:22 AM CDT on April 04, 2008
Yup, I recall that hype in the 70s well. Similary GW will be forgotten once Al Gore is gone... hopefully sooner than later.

LOL... I feel like puking... you ought to read this paper about what was REALLY going on back then (media hype, like your handle, Mr. Hype, aside).

Al Gore also didn't "discover" (or whatever term people like you use) the relationship between greenhouse gasses and global temperatures... it was known all the way back in the 1800s, long before he even existed, and even back then there were some concerns about what all of our befouling of the planet might eventually do (although not well-understood for obvious reasons, warming also isn't the only harmful effect of CO2 and other pollutants, obviously)...
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