Don't mess with Florida women...

By: FLAnative , 4:41 PM GMT on March 07, 2007

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Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given duties to their new wives............

The first man had married a woman from California, and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the housecleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Texas. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.
He told them that the first day, he didn't see any
results...... but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was cleaned, dishes were done and he had a huge meal on the table.

The third man had married a Florida girl. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day, he didn't see anything....the second day, he didn't see anything, but....by the third day, most of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a yardman..

Got to love those Florida women...!

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299. PeaceRiverBP
3:41 AM GMT on January 11, 2014
Native; Where are you? Haven't see you on WU in many years! Hope all is well!
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298. code1
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Hey YOU! Happy Birthday!!!
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297. moonlightcowboy
12:14 AM GMT on June 13, 2009
LMAO, it takes even longer for the swelling to go down in MS! ;)
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296. AllyBama
12:06 AM GMT on June 13, 2009
Incase you are lurking my friend..have a wonderful Birthday - MISS YOU!!!!♥


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295. AllyBama
11:57 PM GMT on May 16, 2009

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....;(....still hoping for your return..I miss you my dear friend..please come back to us..
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294. Raysfan70
11:50 AM GMT on November 27, 2008
Good Morning {{Native and Family}}!
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293. Beachfoxx
4:23 AM GMT on November 27, 2008
My Thanksgiving Dinner Preparations....
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2. Don't be late!!

LOL


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292. AllyBama
3:18 AM GMT on November 27, 2008

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{{'native}}..I hope that you are lurking and know that we are all missing you my friend..I trust that all is well with you and ask that you PLEASE let us hear from you.♥

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291. AllyBama
3:40 PM GMT on July 13, 2008
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I will NOT abandon the ship!..lol..I know that one day you will return to us..I hope that things are good with you and your family..take care..I miss you bunches!..♥
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290. charlestonlady
5:12 AM GMT on June 13, 2008
ok now it really is time for you to check in. Its been too long my friend.

Happy Birthday!
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289. AllyBama
4:58 AM GMT on June 13, 2008

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Happy Birthday 'Native..we miss you terribly..please come visit us soon!..♥
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287. stormdude77
12:29 AM GMT on June 13, 2008
Happy Birthday, Flanative!!!
286. oakland
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285. Beachfoxx
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284. BarnDweller
6:12 PM GMT on June 12, 2008
Happy Birthday Wuba
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283. Redhead
6:04 AM GMT on May 09, 2008
Happy Friday

Where are you, {{{Native}}}?
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282. AllyBama
6:28 PM GMT on April 12, 2008
{['Native}}..the porch light is still on and we are still waiting for you to return..hope all is well with you and your family..we miss you girl!..take care♥

p.s. I know that you lurk sometimes..hehehe
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281. AllyBama
5:43 AM GMT on February 15, 2008
{{Native}}..we are missing you!..please come
out and play..we promise to be good..forget
that!..bad is better!..lol

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280. PeaceRiverBP
12:20 PM GMT on February 14, 2008
Native;

I hope all is well with you!

I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day!



~ Beth & Lorne
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279. Raysfan70
12:13 PM GMT on February 14, 2008
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278. charlestonlady
3:45 AM GMT on February 14, 2008
Happy Valentines Day!
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277. carolinagal
2:03 PM GMT on January 10, 2008
native -
Missing you! Take care.
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276. PeaceRiverBP
12:58 PM GMT on January 10, 2008
Hello! I haven't seen you around for a long time and I just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of you!

I hope all is well and that you will check in with us and let us know how you are when you get a chance!

:-D
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9:49 AM GMT on December 26, 2007

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274. seflagamma
9:34 PM GMT on December 25, 2007
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Merry Christmas!!

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Merry Christmas from our home to yours!
Love,
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273. nightbloomingjasmine
12:35 PM GMT on December 25, 2007
272. Raysfan70
12:25 PM GMT on December 25, 2007
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Merry Christmas {{Native and Family}}!
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270. hurricanecrab
3:56 PM GMT on December 24, 2007

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269. hurricanecrab
8:07 PM GMT on November 22, 2007

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Happy Thanksgiving {{Native and family}} drop in now and then and let us know how things are going, okay? ;O) Peace and blessings
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268. Raysfan70
10:30 AM GMT on September 17, 2007
Good Morning {{Native}}.
Have a Marvelous Monday. :-)


Check in if you get this. Please.
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267. ScarlettOHara
4:43 AM GMT on September 17, 2007
Native ... will try to call you tomorrow .. hope you are okay ... saw the tornadoes in your area on TV ... if you see this ... drop me a line .. ((hugs))
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266. Raysfan70
11:02 AM GMT on September 15, 2007
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Good Morning {{Native}}.
Have a Great Saturday. :-)

Spoke with Native about 2 weeks ago. She is doing Good. Busy with Work and her and her husbands business. She said to tell everyone Hello and she misses having the time to be here.
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265. Beachfoxx
4:32 AM GMT on September 15, 2007
Whoo Hoo for Florida girls!
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264. palmettobug53
9:29 PM GMT on September 14, 2007
Native! How're ya doing? Hope things are fine with you and you're just busy.
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263. Alleyoops
1:59 PM GMT on August 28, 2007
Have a wonderful day {{{FLA}}} Keep safe and well.


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262. Raysfan70
10:19 AM GMT on August 28, 2007
Good Morning {{Native}}!


Was good to chat with you the other night. Sure do miss you and your wise thoughts.
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261. Alleyoops
1:44 PM GMT on August 27, 2007
{{{FLAnative}}} So good to see ya girl..Have a wonderful day dear one...Keep well and keep smiling...
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260. hurricanecrab
1:21 PM GMT on August 27, 2007
Native!!!!!! Great to see you!! Thanks much for your prayers and thoughts.... it seems to me that Dean was a lot kinder to all in the Caribbean and Mexico than we thought he would be.

Hope to see you out and about more, m'friend ;o)
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259. AllyBama
3:54 AM GMT on July 18, 2007
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Happy Wednesday?....where are you?...you have been MIA long enough now!!!!
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258. palmettobug53
1:56 PM GMT on July 04, 2007
Have a wonderful Fourth, Native!
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257. Alleyoops
1:50 PM GMT on July 04, 2007
Have a grand celebration today dear. Keep Safe. There seems to be a problem with bandwidth when using Photobucket..Oh well...
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256. SBKaren
1:48 PM GMT on July 04, 2007
Have a Happy Sane and Safe 4th of July FLAnative and family!

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255. hurricanecrab
1:24 PM GMT on July 04, 2007
Happy Independence Day {{Native}}!

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Hope all's well with you and family ;o)
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254. Alleyoops
12:51 PM GMT on June 25, 2007
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Have a great day FLA...take care and keep safe.
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253. Raysfan70
10:07 AM GMT on June 25, 2007
Good Morning {{Native}}!
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252. mermaidlaw
8:31 PM GMT on June 24, 2007
{{{NATIVE}}} I am thinking of you dear lady!! I hope you are having a wonderful Sunday afternoon!!:)
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251. Raysfan70
10:44 AM GMT on June 24, 2007
{{Native}}


Good to see you out. Call if you need anything.
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250. seflagamma
3:47 PM GMT on June 23, 2007
Hi Native,
saw you left a post on Doc's blog so glad you are able to stop in for a minute! Miss you around here.
Have a great weekend.
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249. Alleyoops
12:44 PM GMT on June 23, 2007
{{FLA}} GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK AGAIN BLOGGING..

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