WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)

By: Californiagurl , 11:16 AM GMT on December 06, 2006

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This might not be new, but it is cute, sorry I couldn't get the pictures to transfer over with it this morning. In a hurry.

WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)




To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"


"Don't what?"
Adam replied.





"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"


"No Way!"


"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit! "
said God.


"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so! "

God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
God asked.


"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you? "
said the Father.

"I don't know,"
said Eve.

"She started it! "
Adam said.
"Did not! "
"Did too! "

"DID NOT! "
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you.

In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your
nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU ! HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

Quick,
send this on to ten people
within the next five minutes.

Nothing will happen if you don't,
but if you do,
ten people will be laughing



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5. YellowPitts
6:38 AM GMT on December 10, 2006
What an absolutely refreshing blog.

Behind the obvious tongue in cheek facia lies so much truth. Absolutely wonderful. THANKS a lot for this CG.

NOW, can you please help me here.
We have no children.
What the Hell do I do now?! lol

I know I don't have to childproof, AND I can choose my own retirement village, but what do I do with the bones (after I have killed the visitors' kids)?

Have a super duper Sunday.

Don't look up, I may be overhead . . . (you will understand this later)
4. Redhead
11:38 PM GMT on December 09, 2006


"Sweet Little Jesus Boy"

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2. TRT
4:41 PM GMT on December 06, 2006
This is good! I have been down this road with a blushed face.
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1. philliesrock
12:42 PM GMT on December 06, 2006
1st!!!!!!!!!!
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